me: i'm hungry
tummy: look at how flabby i am bitch
upper arm: stop eating dammit
thigh gap: don't you miss me

coepi:

things i am scared of doing: 

• ordering food in a restaurant 
• walking down a busy high street on my own 
• talking to people on the phone 
• eating in front of people 
• asking for help in a shop 
• meeting new people 
• being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

the future looks bright for me 

(via the-dandy-warhols)

Sleeps are for ugly people

— Ugly people

friend: look at my flawless hair
me: omg shut up my pubic hair looks way better than your hair